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Offer: Movie Review

  • Dec. 9th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
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[info]glvalentine
Seller: Genevieve Valentine

Offered: I am a movie nerd of the highest/lowest order, and have a blog series aptly named Questionable Taste Theatre, which proves I will sit through some truly silly stuff.

And if you've ever sat through a movie so awful that you tried to pay your friends to share the horror but they were way too smart for that fast one, you're in luck!

This auction is for one movie review of at least one thousand words, of the feature film or TV movie of your choice*, to be posted on my LJ no later than mumblemumble after close of auction (mumblemumble to be determined by winning bidder). An indeterminate amount of poor screencapping is included.

* Within reason, etc. Basically, torture-porn is off the table. I'll sit through almost anything else.

(Note: In order to review a movie, I must be able to rent said movie or legally view it online, but I have Netflix, and if it's not on Netflix, we'll talk.)

Starting Bid: $10

Auction ends at 5 p.m. Pacific Time, December 15, 2011.

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[info]aj wrote:
Dec. 9th, 2011 06:01 pm (UTC)
OH! $10!
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[info]telophase wrote:
Dec. 9th, 2011 06:38 pm (UTC)
$25

And while there is no place online to watch or rent it legally as far as I can tell, I happen to own an extra DVD of it that I am willing to mail to you*. No return necessary, in fact, as it cost a whopping $8.


* Or an address of your choice, rather, in case you have an inexplicable aversion to total strangers on the intartubes knowing your home address.
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[info]aj wrote:
Dec. 9th, 2011 06:43 pm (UTC)
$30! I have wicked desire to see her go off on my movie VERY BADLY!
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[info]mycrazyhair wrote:
Dec. 9th, 2011 10:28 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahahah.

$40.

I don't even have a movie picked out yet, but this is too awesome.
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[info]tltrent wrote:
Dec. 9th, 2011 06:04 pm (UTC)
Bidding at $15, b/c I can't believe the awesome of this. :)
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[info]princsvspa wrote:
Dec. 15th, 2011 04:18 pm (UTC)
$60

You, me, Rock of Ages. BOOM.

Yes, we have to wait till it comes out but the look on your face is well worth it.
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[info]telophase wrote:
Dec. 16th, 2011 12:56 am (UTC)
$80 for a Bollywood extravaganza that not only rips off BOTH Harry Potter and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory but is filmed in 3D.
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[info]copperwise wrote:
Dec. 16th, 2011 03:37 am (UTC)
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THIS AUCTION IS NOW CLOSED TO BIDDING!
CONGRATULATIONS, telophase, YOU ARE THE WINNER WITH A HIGH BID OF $80! PLEASE CLICK
HERE FOR COMPLETE PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS. HQ THANKS YOU FOR THE MAGICK!
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